Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Putting the "X" on TMX Elmo

I knew that there's a reason why there's an "X" on the newest TMX Elmo...

Now I'm having second thoughst about getting it for my kid this coming Holiday season...

Thursday, October 05, 2006

DVD Rewinder (?)




Finally someone has created a rewinder for the DVD! Everyone knows that rewinding your DVD right on your player is bad -- it adds to the wear and tear of your precious electronic equipment. Besides, if you just borrowed that DVD, I'm sure its owner will appreciate it if you rewind it before you return the discs to them.

Good thing the fellows at DVDRewinder.com has come up with this product!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Fembot for Sale!

The original props in the Austin Powers movie "The Spy Who Shagged Me" is on sale at eBay.





So if you have US$ 3,000 lying around, you can bid for it here.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

So You Want To Be a Wolverine?

..or at least have his adamantium claws? Well, you can start with this:

Finger ForksFinger Forks
The Fingerfork is a "wearable" fork for your finger... sharp enough to skewer your food but not so sharp that you'll injure yourself.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Sept.19: International Talk Like a Pirate Day



Better brush up your linguistic skills as the "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" is coming in a few days!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Geek Fashion: Stormtrooper Uniform

Picture this:

You are technical support specialist and you just got home from a long day at work. The office calls you up and there's an emergency at the office -- there's a break-in on your system. What would you do?

Image of Shepperton Studios Stormtrooper Armour
I guess its time to wear that Stormtrooper uniform and get on your landspeeder to avert another disaster!

If you have US$2,400 lying around, you can get this state-of-the-art Stormtrooper uniform! Its enough to scare the bejesus out of anyone who wants to do harm to you or your friends.
Shepperton Studios Stormtrooper Armour
Although the package doesn't include footware, here's what you'll get with the US$2,400 you'll pay for the uniform:

  • 1 x Battle Spec helmet.
  • 2 x Shoulder.
  • 2 x Upper arm.
  • 2 x Shoulder strap.
  • 1 x Chest.
  • 1 x Back shoulders.
  • 1 x Abdominal front.
  • 1 x Abdominal back.
  • 1 x Bottom.
  • 2 x Upper arm.
  • 2 x Forearm.
  • 2 x Thigh.
  • 2 x Calf.
  • 1 x Belt.
  • 1 x Thermal detonator.
  • 1 x Black undersuit.
  • 2 x Gloves.
  • 1 x Shepperton Studios booklet.
Shepperton Studios Stormtrooper Armour
Now ain't that such a sweet deal?

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Domain Name Humor

This is actually a forwarded email sent to me by a highschool batchmate from the U.S. I rarely forward much less publish forwarded emails but this is too hilarious to pass up (my comments are in red):

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as others see it and not just as you think it looks.
Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following legitimate companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn't give their domain names enough consideration.

(Check them out... they're real!)

1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is: www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at: www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at: www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at: www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company: www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always: www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is: www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their wacky website: www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at: www.gotahoe.com



Moral of the story: Take your time and think hard before choosing a domain name.